One Eye Pirate Jokes. The First Mate quickly retrieved the captains red shirt which the captain. We hope you found some good pirate jokes puns and captions that you will forever treasure.
The older pirate captain has a wooden leg a hook for a hand and an eyepatch on one eye. Once there was a one eyed man who walked in to a pet shop. Why do pirates often have an eyepatch a.
The skull and crossbones flag used on pirate ships is called a Jolly Roger.
The pirate said Aye a bird came by and left droppings in me eye. He cant wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear 1k. What is a scallywag pirates favorite glass of wine. One of the crew happens to know a bunch of magic tricks and begins a magic show.
