Cross Eyed Jokes One Liners. Pulled out knives and shot each other. Funny One Liner Joke About Glasses Gift For Optometrist By Russiantshirtsonline One Liner Jokes Eye Jokes Optometry Humor A guy walks into the bar and looks the bartender in the eye and says I need 10 shots.
One day a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. Two dead boys rose up to fight. Somebody is cross-eyed and you dont know which eye to look at.
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him My dogs cross-eyed.
Eyeve gathered a variety of puns about the anatomy of the eye for example pupil and iris related puns as well as actions the eye can make like staring winking or blinking. Show him your cross. Two nuns are driving through Transylvania when suddenly out of nowhere a vampire jumps on their windshield. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says If you cross this line Ill hit you in the face.
